Did you take a social media break this weekend? We can’t blame you for logging off (congrats on the mental health). But while living in offline bliss, you missed some great tweets from the weekend. There is no need to log on to the cursed website though, as we have curated only the funniest and oddest tweets from the weekend for you to enjoy.

You probably took advantage of your extra hour from daylight savings this weekend. So did many Twitter users who began asking the tough questions. Why is it dark at 4 p.m.? Why do my pets hate me for stretching their dinner time? And why do we do this time dance every year?

Needless to say, this has kickstarted many people’s seasonal sadness.

Other tweets include Baby Snoopy, a thrift shop cookie jar find that is just so chill, and a weapon that could be used against male podcasters (finally). There was also the New York City marathon this weekend. The marathon not only boasted dozens of unhinged signs but New Yorkers offering small pick-me-ups for the runners.

It’s time to be chronically online again. How else would you know that a new type of giraffe just dropped and the likely perils of dating older men (sorry Lana Del Ray fans)?